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03/14/12 01:17 AM
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Traditional Chinese zombies are called "jiang shi". Their means of locomotion involves hopping around with their arms extended like giant decomposing bunnies. Because they can only hop, they are unable enter a room if the threshold is raised. If you visit China, you will notice all doors have a raised threshold for this purpose. I thought the person telling me that was full of BS till I saw a Taiwanese zombie movie and the kids that were being chased were saved by running into an outdoor pavilion that had a raised threshold all around its perimeter. All the zombies sat around the pavilion hopping about but unable to enter and feast on their young nubile brains. Wait, this sounds like a video game with a glitch. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Zombie outbreak continues
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03/14/12 01:18 AM
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This is all I can find on GFN PA66 - Glass Filled Nylon PolyAmide 6-6 Ok, so yes. Plastic <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Zombie outbreak continues
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03/14/12 01:18 AM
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Pretty much just reinforced nylon/plastic.
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Re: Zombie outbreak continues
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03/14/12 01:20 AM
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Wouldn't the hopping zombie just fall face forward over the raised threshold and get up inside?
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Re: Zombie outbreak continues
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03/14/12 01:20 AM
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I think I might post the zombie info on the forum so everyone can be prepared. Once the Chinese buy the US, it's only a matter of time before they flood our markets with Chinese zombies.
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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
"A free people ought to be armed."
- George Washington
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Re: Zombie outbreak continues
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03/14/12 01:20 AM
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Wouldn't the hopping zombie just fall face forward over the raised threshold and get up inside? You'd think. But then, you'd be wrong. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
"A free people ought to be armed."
- George Washington
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Re: Zombie outbreak continues
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03/14/12 01:23 AM
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Wouldn't the hopping zombie just fall face forward over the raised threshold and get up inside? You'd think. But then, you'd be wrong. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> And then you'd die. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbdn.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Zombie outbreak continues
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03/14/12 01:24 AM
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Wouldn't the hopping zombie just fall face forward over the raised threshold and get up inside? You'd think. But then, you'd be wrong. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> And then you'd die. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbdn.gif" alt="" /> Well that sucks. I'll quit thinking if it'll help me survive the Chinese zombocalypse.
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Re: Zombie outbreak continues
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03/14/12 01:25 AM
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Wouldn't the hopping zombie just fall face forward over the raised threshold and get up inside? You'd think. But then, you'd be wrong. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> And then you'd die. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbdn.gif" alt="" /> Well that sucks. I'll quit thinking if it'll help me survive the Chinese zombocalypse. You could sacrifice your brain to them if you're not using it...
It is always permissible to kill a fly with a sledgehammer
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LONG LIVE THE YARD!
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Re: Zombie outbreak continues
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03/14/12 01:27 AM
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On a similar note; I saw my normally laid back sergeant major turn into a demon today. There was a vein the size of a water hose pulsing in his neck and a similar one on his forehead as he destroyed the eardrums of everyone in the office building. Apparently a recruiter is behind on mission (think quota) and lied on some forms to get a kid into the Marines.
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Re: Zombie outbreak continues
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03/14/12 01:28 AM
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[quote]Wouldn't the hopping zombie just fall face forward over the raised threshold and get up inside? You'd think. But then, you'd be wrong. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> And then you'd die. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbdn.gif" alt="" /> Well that sucks. I'll quit thinking if it'll help me survive the Chinese zombocalypse. You could sacrifice your brain to them if you're not using it... [/quote] That is the smartest idea I have heard all day, but you better watch yourself with all that thinking.
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Re: Zombie outbreak continues
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03/14/12 01:35 AM
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DogTired
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I gave up thinking long ago. My brain is so shriveled from neglect and decay that no zombie would ever want to touch it.
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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
"A free people ought to be armed."
- George Washington
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