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Re: Zombie outbreak continues [Re: ] #617290 03/14/12 01:37 AM
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On a similar note; I saw my normally laid back sergeant major turn into a demon today. There was a vein the size of a water hose pulsing in his neck and a similar one on his forehead as he destroyed the eardrums of everyone in the office building. Apparently a recruiter is behind on mission (think quota) and lied on some forms to get a kid into the Marines.

I'm guessing Marine sergeants don't take kindly to a subordinate lying to them?


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Re: Zombie outbreak continues [Re: DogTired] #617291 03/14/12 01:46 AM
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I gave up thinking long ago. My brain is so shriveled from neglect and decay that no zombie would ever want to touch it.

Are you implying the zombie would get food poisoning?

Re: Zombie outbreak continues [Re: ] #617292 03/14/12 01:48 AM
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He'd starve to death


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On a similar note; I saw my normally laid back sergeant major turn into a demon today. There was a vein the size of a water hose pulsing in his neck and a similar one on his forehead as he destroyed the eardrums of everyone in the office building. Apparently a recruiter is behind on mission (think quota) and lied on some forms to get a kid into the Marines.

I'm guessing Marine sergeants don't take kindly to a subordinate lying to them?

Good guess. I almost felt bad for the guy being destroyed mentally and emotionally, but he did falsify official government documents. Idiot.

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Yeah...nothing gets you in trouble with the law faster than falsifying federal documents.


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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

- Benjamin Franklin

"A free people ought to be armed."

- George Washington
Re: Zombie outbreak continues [Re: DogTired] #617295 03/14/12 01:49 AM
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Alright lads, after sharing my zombie wisdom, I'm out. Up at 0500 for work tomorrow <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


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"A free people ought to be armed."

- George Washington
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Keep your powder dry.

Re: Zombie outbreak continues [Re: ] #617297 03/14/12 01:55 AM
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Take care DT.


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Re: Zombie outbreak continues [Re: Marshall] #617298 03/14/12 02:04 AM
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JJ sounds like you are putting the ammo manufactures kids through college.


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JJ sounds like you are putting the ammo manufactures kids through college.

I was for a while, but I have been trying to stick to the 22/.

Re: Zombie outbreak continues [Re: ] #617300 03/14/12 03:10 AM
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i cant afford knives anymore so ill post food

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Re: Zombie outbreak continues [Re: ] #617301 03/14/12 03:16 AM
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Since I have moved here, almost every firearm accessory I have looked into is made within a few miles from here. First Silencerco is a few blocks from my office and now I find Action Targets in the city south of here. These Mormons sure like to accessorize their firearms.

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