Let's hear those jokes, diceman.
My jokes blow. I was hoping to hear some new ones!
they do not!
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659
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> A lady who was about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the
> man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
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> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
> seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
> laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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> The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
> what he had to say for himself.
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> The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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> When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
> She sat under a sweets sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are
> Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
> "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then
> she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big
> Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your
> Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
> "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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> CASE DISMISSED