“No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.”

“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”

“The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”

“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.”

“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.”

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”

“In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive.”

“Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.”

“He who angers you conquers you.”

“Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.”

“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”