as for me hmmm tennis racket,,,fist bout it,,,kicked a few times...sucker punched (marine!) but the worst damage I did myself....just got out of the army...4th of july...my buddy dares me to climb a telephone pole to get the american flag that there. Its just under the wires on a stick...i monkey up and grab it with one hand...not budgin.
I decide its a good idea to wrap both legs around the pole and use 2 hands...crack that brioke the littlwe stick and i kinda hung there like in a cartoon. Then slowly my upper body fell back with gravity. My hread smashed into the telephone pole...causing my legs to give up the grip and i fell the rest of the way to the asphalt in the road onto mty head and neck
