Now that's a neat story.
I can see it now. Well Mr Bear, do you know of anyone that might want to steal your knives. Well yes officer, my Mother actually. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Ah, no! She's far more wile than that: she'll just blink her brown puppy eyes at me, "oh, come on..." and if I still don't budge, she'll give me 'The Eye'.
< shiffers down my spine now >
When a woman from the Dutch East Indies gives you 'The Eye', you better run for cover! Brrr..
