Ok update. Sitting in the living room waiting for somthing to happen I heard somthing moving in my storage closet. On my previous search I didnt see anything in there but Im hearing somthing in there now.
I made sure all avenues of escape were blocked and left the front door open just in case it got by me.
I threw open the closet door and there is the [censored] rat SITTING ON MY SHELF WHERE ALL MY KNIVES ARE KEPT!!! It looked like I caught him nibbling on one of the handles....
I took a swing at him with my FFBM and caught him on his side. He squeeled a little and ran at me slipping between my legs and past me into the hallway. I ran after it and he went right out the front door, my back-up plan.
Incredibly it stopped and turned around and stared at me. It had been bleeding pretty heavily up to that point. Now it just stood there and started to shake. It looked like it was having a seizure. Now at this point I was thinking that it was rabid on top of losing blood and on its way to dying. I ran inside to get a picture of it ( ... Chest thump... GREAT WHITE HUNTER ...!!! ).
I ran back out and almost had a heart attack. I managed to snap off this picture as it leapt at me.....apparently it wasnt dying after all....just
healing... And Changing...
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Apparenly Dog Tired can also assume the form of a rat when needed. After I wounded him he figured that the jig was up and shifted into SKS mode ( Super Killer Squirrel ).
He jumped at me and tried to pinned me down but I managed to avoid that as well as the bites. I gave him a good slap across the face and he kinda snapped out of it. He had been on a INFI high.. the knife he was kissing and licking was my Mud Razor. Once the buzz was off he transformed back into regular squirrel form and we shared some peanuts and some Jack Daniels.
He is a pretty good guy and all but...
Before I sent him on his way, I told him that he may be a crazy killer squirrel but no one licks my knives.
And the next time I caught him....
Loc: Looking through your stuff
I was gonna get rough.