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Re: Big scare this morning [Re: rlacan71] #686355 08/11/12 04:39 PM
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sounds like a nice rig


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Re: Big scare this morning [Re: gun dog] #686356 08/11/12 04:48 PM
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Tie cord to rat traps and put them everywhere you can reach. Then finish off the SOB with an RMD just to have some poetic justice.

Some rats can be huge and about as big as a small dog. They are smart and aggressive. The cord is so you can pull the body or a caught rat back out to where you can dispatch them and/or retreive the body.

I can't stand rodents in or around my home.


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I'm getting to old for this Stuff................
Re: Big scare this morning [Re: MonkeyBomb] #686357 08/11/12 04:55 PM
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don't bring claws to a pellet gun fight...


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Re: Big scare this morning [Re: lazi] #686358 08/11/12 05:25 PM
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Yeah I agree I hate rodents.

Waiting game now.


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Re: Big scare this morning [Re: rlacan71] #686359 08/11/12 05:48 PM
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lazi...... LOL


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Re: Big scare this morning [Re: rlacan71] #686360 08/11/12 05:56 PM
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Ok update. Sitting in the living room waiting for somthing to happen I heard somthing moving in my storage closet. On my previous search I didnt see anything in there but Im hearing somthing in there now.

I made sure all avenues of escape were blocked and left the front door open just in case it got by me.

I threw open the closet door and there is the [censored] rat SITTING ON MY SHELF WHERE ALL MY KNIVES ARE KEPT!!! It looked like I caught him nibbling on one of the handles....

I took a swing at him with my FFBM and caught him on his side. He squeeled a little and ran at me slipping between my legs and past me into the hallway. I ran after it and he went right out the front door, my back-up plan.

Incredibly it stopped and turned around and stared at me. It had been bleeding pretty heavily up to that point. Now it just stood there and started to shake. It looked like it was having a seizure. Now at this point I was thinking that it was rabid on top of losing blood and on its way to dying. I ran inside to get a picture of it ( ... Chest thump... GREAT WHITE HUNTER ...!!! ).

I ran back out and almost had a heart attack. I managed to snap off this picture as it leapt at me.....apparently it wasnt dying after all....just
healing... And Changing...














































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Apparenly Dog Tired can also assume the form of a rat when needed. After I wounded him he figured that the jig was up and shifted into SKS mode ( Super Killer Squirrel ).

He jumped at me and tried to pinned me down but I managed to avoid that as well as the bites. I gave him a good slap across the face and he kinda snapped out of it. He had been on a INFI high.. the knife he was kissing and licking was my Mud Razor. Once the buzz was off he transformed back into regular squirrel form and we shared some peanuts and some Jack Daniels.

He is a pretty good guy and all but...

Before I sent him on his way, I told him that he may be a crazy killer squirrel but no one licks my knives.

And the next time I caught him....

Loc: Looking through your stuff

I was gonna get rough.


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Re: Big scare this morning [Re: rlacan71] #686361 08/11/12 06:15 PM
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hahahahahahahahaahahahahhaaha LOL........ so did you get him for real


Any day I'm above the grass and I'm not a zombie is a good day! JYD#138

Re: Big scare this morning [Re: gun dog] #686362 08/11/12 06:23 PM
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If real, copper scrubbers (the type that look like steel wool) works better than steel wool for stuffing into holes


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Re: Big scare this morning [Re: coyotebc] #686363 08/11/12 06:26 PM
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Nah no real infestation... just tried to exersize my imagination. Did anyone enjoy my little Fable?


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Re: Big scare this morning [Re: rlacan71] #686364 08/11/12 06:33 PM
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Yep I can't wait for DT to see it


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Re: Big scare this morning [Re: gun dog] #686365 08/11/12 06:53 PM
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So your a lire. Thanks not nice. But funny


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Re: Big scare this morning [Re: coyotebc] #686366 08/11/12 10:37 PM
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