a Ship Tzu

What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?

"That hit the spots!"

Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For Pete's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!"

A blind man walks into a hardware store with his seeing-eye dog.

Very briskly, the man makes his way to the center of the store, and stops.

Without hesitation, the man picks his dog up by its leash and begins spin the dog around over his head.

Seeing the poor pooch flying around the air, the store managers quickly makes his way over to the blind man.

Without pause, the manager asks the gentleman if he can help.

Without concern, the blind man replies,

Just looking around.