He wags his tail instead of his tongue." So true, right? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

A man was sitting with his dog in a movie theater. The dog was cheering on the hero, laughing hysterically and in general having a great time, when an usher approached.

That's strange. Your dog is really enjoying the movie," the usher said.

"I know," the man replied. "I can't figure it out either. He hated the book."

Did you hear about the pit bull poodle mix?

Not a very good watch dog but a vicious gossip

Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic agnostic?

He lay awake all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What eats dog food, lives in a doghouse and is very dangerous?

A dog with a machine gun.

When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?

Take the words right out of his mouth.