Theories Of Cat Behavior

LAW OF CAT INERTIA
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

LAW OF CAT MOTION
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter + It Doesn't Matter.

I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me.
--Jimi Celeste

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring -- it was peace.
--Milan Kundera

"The wolf will hire himself out very cheaply as a shepherd."
- Russian Proverb

Always drink upstream from the pack.

Some boys were gathered round a dog in the street. A Pastor stopped and asked them what they were doing. “This is a stray. We’re having a competition. The one who tells the biggest lie, gets the dog,” said the boys.

“Boys, it’s wrong to tell lies! When I was your age, I never told lies,” said the Pastor.

“OK, you win. We’ll give the dog to you,” said the boys.

A man saw a little girl throwing dinner rolls at her collie.