" Why are you throwing dinner rolls at your collie ? " he asked.

The little girl replied

I want puppies, but Mommy says she has to be bred (bread) first ! "

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost!” Charlotte Gray

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You will NEVER get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

Never trust a dog to guard your food.

A man called his dog "Twice." It wouldn't come when he called it Once.

Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.

Treat your dog like a king, and he'll treat you like a dog.