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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: Hobbes] #717525 12/23/12 01:12 PM
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Howdy Mr Hobbes?


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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: Flux] #717526 12/23/12 01:12 PM
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Or maybe I just find redneck humor more comical <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />.

hehe, I laugh at em too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />


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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: SkunkHunter] #717527 12/23/12 01:14 PM
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Hey hobbes, we were taking "The back way" to where the son in law lives the other day and saw a mailbox that said "Hobbes" on it. YUP. They had a jacked up 5 tone Ford in the yard and a broke swing hanging from one rope in the tree next to the house. They only had 3 dogs on the steps though.


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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: SkunkHunter] #717528 12/23/12 01:18 PM
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Nice Skunk but no relation. I would have had 5 dogs on the porch.


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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: Hobbes] #717529 12/23/12 01:19 PM
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How's it going today Flux? You feeling any better?


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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: Hobbes] #717530 12/23/12 01:20 PM
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Haha, I was gonna say 5 dogs but I had already used the 5 tone truck and didn't want to duplicate it.


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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: SkunkHunter] #717531 12/23/12 01:29 PM
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Nothing predicted for us, but Tom is predicted to have some snow for Christmas according to the news.


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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: SkunkHunter] #717532 12/23/12 01:31 PM
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I think the sophistication of this place has taken a dive. Here is a bit of class to bring it back up:

oo0OOO0oo
Dog Haiku
OoooooooooooO

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long rotten squirrel.

I lie belly up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Water each bush. Hello, Spot
Sniff this and weep

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.

I Hate my choke chain
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot no greater bliss well,
Maybe catching rats.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do

The cat is not all
Bad she fills the litter box
With chewy treats.

Dig under fence why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

You may call them fleas,
But they are far more I call
Them a vocation.

My owners' mood is
Romantic I lie near their
Feet. I pass gas grandly.


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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: Hobbes] #717533 12/23/12 01:36 PM
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It would appear as if SOME of us have to much idle time on our hands. Course NO names immediately come to my mind. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />


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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: SkunkHunter] #717534 12/23/12 01:37 PM
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I've got one!

Here I sit all broken hearted
came to... Oh wait, I forgot we're family friendly. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: SkunkHunter] #717535 12/23/12 01:38 PM
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Hobbes, that IS a good one though! Congratulations.


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Re: The day after the World Didn't end [Re: SkunkHunter] #717536 12/23/12 01:38 PM
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I do what I can to keep this place from going to the dogs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />


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