Put a condom on it, I'd hate to have to take medical leave.

Haha, you funny man, you make me laugh. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Don't trust randy. he's an informant.

It's almost 4AM, I'm all alone in a jail full of criminals. Life is good. Oh wait, We've got a jailer on duty as well. At night there are only me and him. AND a bunch of locked steel doors. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> I like steel doors. They give one a false sense of security. I mean the jailer DOES have keys to all the doors you know. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

If you're gonna blab it, get it right. I am a WELL PAID informant! Please, continue paying your taxes! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Best quote from any Marine I have ever met,


Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet

No, i wasn't there when he said it. But, I met him, and i don't doubt it is an accurate quote.

General Mattis

I have heard that quote for years. And I actually agree with it, partly. You maybe don't need to have a plan to kill them, but a plan to extract yourself from any danger they may bring. And if the a means having a plan like that, so be it. We don't have Thought Police. Yet.

He's 4 years older than I am. Surprised that he can still walk on his own. But then again he IS a Marine.

No. Have a plan to defeat them is a better way to say it, but when you are being interviewed ...

Most Generals I have met have been pretty good folks. A few have been buttheads but most of them were OK. Now their aids.... A completely different story (for most of them). <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />

YUP! PC sucks don't it.