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 Having Surgery in 2 hours.
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12/20/12 09:40 AM
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Flux
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Hey Dogs. I am freaking out a bit. I am having surgery today. You see, I am incredibly ugly and I want to get an entirely new face...
Okay, you can't blame me for corny humor. All of you old men know how much it sucks to do the "cleanse" the day before you go see the Gastroenterologist.
My malady, at least this one, is gastrointestinal in nature, so I've had to do the magnesium citrate diet. It has been an awful 36 hours, to say the least, but I guess it is worth it to A. make sure I don't have the "C" word and B. hopefully find the cause of my symptoms.
I can't wait for that big juicy steak that'll be waiting for me when I get home around Noon.
Wish me luck!
JYD #137
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Re: Having Surgery in 2 hours.
[Re: Flux]
#740528
12/20/12 09:46 AM
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Flux
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Just to add: a great substitute for Ativan or Xanax for anxiety is a MOAD and a KDSH!! I just spent an hour in my back "yard" chopping and throwing. Man I love both of those releases!
Also, I ordered some INFI and some ELMAX. I couldn't decide on color for the NMFSH, so I ordered my top 5 choices. What can I say?.. I'm a sucker for Steel Hearts. Can I afford them? Absolutely not! I always find a way though.
Honestly, if it not been the night prior to my surgery, I would probably not have ordered so much steel. No Regrets!!
JYD #137
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Re: Having Surgery in 2 hours.
[Re: Flux]
#740529
12/20/12 09:52 AM
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Bigretic
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Good luck!
Things will be fine and you'll have a ton of Infi on the way!
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Re: Having Surgery in 2 hours.
[Re: Bigretic]
#740530
12/20/12 09:59 AM
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Private Klink
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We're all pulling for you Flux! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crossfingers.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crossfingers.gif" alt="" />
Junk Yard Dog #1
Moderator/Leader of the Pack
Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Having Surgery in 2 hours.
[Re: Private Klink]
#740531
12/20/12 10:02 AM
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SkunkHunter
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Hang in there Ryan, as Tom said, we all are rooting and praying for you. Let us know how everything "comes out"! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Ok, I'm a sick puppy, but hang in there and concentrate on the steak! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crossfingers.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention
Be a Sheepdog
JYD#105
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Re: Having Surgery in 2 hours.
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#740532
12/20/12 10:06 AM
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Flux
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Hang in there Ryan, as Tom said, we all are rooting and praying for you. Let us know how everything "comes out"! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Ok, I'm a sick puppy, but hang in there and concentrate on the steak! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crossfingers.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> HAHAHAHAHA. THank you Randy!! I needed a good laugh.
JYD #137
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Re: Having Surgery in 2 hours.
[Re: Flux]
#740533
12/20/12 10:08 AM
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Private Klink
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I haven't heard chuckles like that since I had my colonoscopy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Junk Yard Dog #1
Moderator/Leader of the Pack
Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Having Surgery in 2 hours.
[Re: Private Klink]
#740534
12/20/12 10:09 AM
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Flux
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HAHAHA. Oh man. I don't know if it's nervous energy, or you two are actually funny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />.
JYD #137
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Re: Having Surgery in 2 hours.
[Re: Flux]
#740535
12/20/12 10:11 AM
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Private Klink
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We play the John at the Copacabana next week! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />.......... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Junk Yard Dog #1
Moderator/Leader of the Pack
Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Having Surgery in 2 hours.
[Re: Flux]
#740536
12/20/12 02:32 PM
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Renee
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Good luck and I hope all goes well!
JYD #106
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Re: Having Surgery in 2 hours.
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#740537
12/20/12 03:17 PM
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Hooplehead
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JYD#177
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Re: Having Surgery in 2 hours.
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#740538
12/20/12 03:44 PM
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gun dog
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Lots if prayers for you Ryan
Any day I'm above the grass and I'm not a zombie is a good day! JYD#138
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