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America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots #745514 01/10/13 02:59 AM
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Just for fun.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burka is only subject to having her neck and head searched.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools of a “home”.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while some slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iPhones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines.


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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

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"A free people ought to be armed."

- George Washington
Re: America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots [Re: DogTired] #745515 01/10/13 03:13 AM
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Amen!


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Re: America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots [Re: gun dog] #745516 01/10/13 03:16 AM
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Well stated D/T!


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Re: America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots [Re: Private Klink] #745517 01/10/13 06:29 AM
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The Squirrel has spoken, and NEVER said truer words!


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Re: America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots [Re: SkunkHunter] #745518 01/10/13 07:14 AM
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Super Squirrel for President!



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Re: America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots [Re: rth548] #745519 01/10/13 07:16 AM
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Hey Todd! Wassup in NC this morning?


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Re: America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots [Re: SkunkHunter] #745520 01/10/13 07:16 AM
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You guys are a lot closer to D.C. than we are so you'll catch all their flack first! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


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Re: America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots [Re: SkunkHunter] #745521 01/10/13 07:18 AM
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No thanks! Y'all can have it!



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Re: America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots [Re: rth548] #745522 01/10/13 07:18 AM
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Unfortunately I think We had it forced upon us Nov. 6, 2012. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

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Re: America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots [Re: SkunkHunter] #745523 01/10/13 07:20 AM
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Re: America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots [Re: rth548] #745524 01/10/13 12:44 PM
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Great post DT. Truer words have not be posted. I think we do need a squirrel in the White House. All we have now is a lame duck.


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Re: America: Designed By Geniuses, Run by Idiots [Re: Hobbes] #745525 01/10/13 01:52 PM
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I bow to your wisdom and uttered truths. To honor your words, I shall substain from eatting squirrel for one month.


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