DO NOT listen to all those the slander and slur my good name. Well OK, my name! They are just jealous of my good looks and quick dimwits. Er I mean witty repartee. You like that big word? I don't know what it means but it sounds, well foreign.

I'm a nice guy in a strange sort of way, but then so are most of us, specially that DT feller. And you gotta really watch out for the RTH548 feller. Oh an that Private Klink dude, Well HE'S REALLY bad news.

SO, welcome to the Yard. We really do try and not take ourselves to seriously but you won't find a better bunch of Knife Knuts on the net. Don't be afraid to jump right in with the chatter and ask you questions. We can discuss almost anything here and someone will know about it.