O.L.I.V.E. Bowie
Opening Letters Is Vile Exploitation
D.N.O.L.W.T.K.!.
Do not open letters with this knife!!!
or you could name it after stuff you can use it on...
Wood, Meat, and Concrete (it rhymes!)
Game, Brush, Trees, & Walking Zombies (so does this one!)
Liberals (doesn't need to rhyme!!!!!!!)