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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #916500 03/09/14 11:33 PM
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There was a time (for 4 years actually) that I made two international flights a year with a Butterfly knife in my back pocket. No one ever looked twice.


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #916502 03/09/14 11:39 PM
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The no knife thing on planes is annoying. Almost pisses me off as much as the disrobing routine.


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #916505 03/10/14 12:15 AM
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I can see the need for security, but sheesh, use a little common sense.


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #916510 03/10/14 02:53 AM
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Today was the first time this year that I grilled steaks outside, and they were good!!! grin


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: Private Klink] #916732 03/10/14 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Private Klink
Today was the first time this year that I grilled steaks outside, and they were good!!! grin

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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: rth548] #916735 03/10/14 10:31 AM
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I WAS a hungry Dog! grin


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #916740 03/10/14 11:22 AM
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Good morning, everybody. Happy UPS day Tom.


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #916942 03/10/14 10:04 PM
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Oh now THIS is good. It might be old, I don't know but first time I've heard it.


A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #916943 03/10/14 10:08 PM
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And with that I bid you all a good night.

Peace and rest to you and all those you care for.


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #916946 03/10/14 10:51 PM
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LOL thanks for that Skunk, sleep tight.


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: greaser] #916948 03/11/14 02:34 AM
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Good one Randy! laugh laugh laugh


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #917045 03/11/14 10:57 AM
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Good morning, everybody.


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