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DIY Automotive messages book
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12/19/06 05:35 AM
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Andy Wayne
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DIY Automotive messages book"Here are instructions (and pre-compiled PDF) for making an automotive message book. It fits in the glove box and has 14 standard large-font messages printed forward and reverse (for reading in mirrors) like "Your tire is flat", "Your high beams are on" or even, simply, "Sorry." I've wanted an in-car LCD for this purpose for years, but there's something appealing about a simple DIY analog solution to the problem. I've also included my source material to encourage others to modify the booklet to suit their needs."
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Re: DIY Automotive messages book
[Re: Andy Wayne]
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12/26/06 04:13 PM
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Private Klink
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Andy - how about:
YOU IDIOT HANG UP AND DRIVE DUMB-[censored] ARE YOU AWAKE JACK-[censored]
Junk Yard Dog #1 Moderator/Leader of the Pack Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are! Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: DIY Automotive messages book
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12/27/06 07:50 AM
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Andy Wayne
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Yeah, those sound good too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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Re: DIY Automotive messages book
[Re: Andy Wayne]
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12/27/06 09:31 AM
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Jerrwhy
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There's my personal favorite:
"It's the pedal on the right"
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Re: DIY Automotive messages book
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12/30/06 12:28 PM
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Paul the Brit'
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I had to wait to stop laughing before I replied to this... All very good, Jerry I know your pain- dumbass dragass one (old) man rolling road-blocks..
JYD #3 Poor, but still dreaming of a sage and black SOD CG...
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Re: DIY Automotive messages book
[Re: Paul the Brit']
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01/05/07 07:11 AM
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Unsub
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I think people who drive while on the phone should get a night in jail. Sort of a drunk tank for a$$h@le$
"if you want to be a hero you have to learn to drive stick"! Sara Conner
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Re: DIY Automotive messages book
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01/25/07 01:57 AM
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tony22r
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Andy - how about:
YOU IDIOT HANG UP AND DRIVE DUMB-[censored] ARE YOU AWAKE JACK-[censored] yeah PK.. those ones are more realistic!
JYD #5 "If you don't buy one now, you'll just kick yourself later.." -Karnack
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Re: DIY Automotive messages book
[Re: tony22r]
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03/04/07 03:36 AM
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tedwca
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Ted Wilson Dum inter homines sumus, colamus humanitatem. BTW - Winter is Coming.
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