Urgent E-mail from Santa

I got an urgent e-mail from Santa about security for this years Deliveries. Due to the instability mainly in the Mideast and Europe, and to a lesser degree here in the U.S. I have been asked to provide Constant ON THE SCENE security To Big Red as he travels the Globe in the wee hours of Friday morning.

Just to make sure none of My Fellow WATCH dogs make an honest mistake as we whiz by, here are some Pics of me dressed up in my disguise as RAMBolph the Red Nosed Guard deer.

Big Red Coming in for the preflight check of all systems. It takes about 3 days.



Sorry about the lopsided nose. I got that in a stable fight with a couple camels.


And of course NO respectable Reindeer go anywhere without his trusted tali-whacker.



Just finished a quick trip out to the East coast and back and making sure the sights are still good to go.



Some Dweebs from syrial or some such place said I needed a passport photo. Told them this is all they're gettin.




I think I got this covered. Santa Should be safe and sound and back into Mrs. Santa's loving arms by daylight.

I'm hoping that my disguise will allow me to blend in without being detected by any bad guys until it's to late FOR THEM!

Awesome! Rambolph the Red Nose Protector had a very shiny nose.

From the looks of the closeups I think there must have been a lot of sweet feed in the hay this past year. Still, I think I'll be able to pull my fair share.

Never looked better Randy...we I mean Randolph.

Awesome Randy!

Brilliant....

Operation: Rambolph is in effect!!!!

Love it!

Too funny!

That taliwhacker looks great...as does the carbine.

When I logged in this morning I did not expect to see RAMBolph the Red Nosed Guard deer showing his taliwacker, but truth be told...these moments are why I'm here.

Where else can a guy go to involuntarily spit is morning tea out when happening upon a set of photos that will invariably end up getting circulated thru a host of "see those redneck guns owners are crazy" and "men looking for ... men ..." websites.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to set up a profile (using Randy's personal email and those photos) at www.furryloveformenonly.com

Love it!

Glad Y'all are getting a laugh out of the pics. Truth be told it was a very overcast day (started raining about 10 minutes after) and Patty had to do a lot of "Tweaking" the photos.

She came up with the idea. Said first I was on the ELF patrol, then a Guardian Angel (I WAS NOT a Fairy) so this year I could disguise myself as a Reindeer.

Oh and the "Accessories" are the Swamp Rat Tali-Whacker (new version), Beretta CX4 Storm Carbine and PX4 Storm Pistol both in 9mm and with 20 round mags. The double mag pouches are from Tactical Taylor and use magnets (VERY strong) to hold the magazines in but they do come with fold down covers you can use for added security. Oh and the K-bit is a CS Steel Tiger. Actually it's not a bad blade for the price I paid.

Great idea, Randy! This will make me chuckle for a year.

Here's some from previous years Ray

http://forums.scrapyardknives.com/u..._Protective_Services_Bu.html#Post1013299

Well this one is from the BRPSB but I can't find the one from where I was the Guardian Fai Er ah I meant the Guardian Angel.

Randy, sometimes I worry about you!

Yeah but you're laughing while you do it, so... mission accomplished!

Righto! I'm STILL laughing!

http://40.media.tumblr.com/67e18bcca3070ee354a8518637d59c86/tumblr_nzfa7gs4J81sir19co1_1280.jpg



You don't work for Rob Stanley's Santa do you?


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Uh No. I don't think that Santa would need any help!

Just for grins and giggles for all of us, here are a few more.

Patty said to suck it in. This is the best I could do.


Here's the real one. But don't let that smile fool ya. I just spotted some potential T's.


Show me your Multi pass.


Take one more step and you're Lizard food.


On the ground or in the sky, forever vigilant.

You said that last year too.

At least he's consistent!

Lol good to know you are on the prowl again.

I'm SURE that Santa and the elves feel safer with you out there Rambolph!

Santa is in safe hands tonight...

Oh haha for a second there I thought you said SANE!

Hah! Crazy like a fox Randy!

Although your neighbors might disagree!

Nah, they're pretty much used to me now, cept for the crazy lady that lives next door. The one that has "THEM" driving their radio controlled cars through her heating ducts and then shine the little truck lights on her walls.

Randy, you just ain't right!

I know Todd. They say there's one in every crowd, and I guess I'm ours.

Do they let you join in any reindeer games?

Not for the last three years.

Next year try wearing a lampshade!