My dad fed me head cheese for years before I found out what it was.

I got him back though ,he said" I don't care how you do it but I want all the ice off the driveway". It was -40 and very thick. When he came back there was a couple fire trucks because I had covered it with gas and set it on fire to get the ice off. I did not even get in trouble because he was the kind of guy who appreciated thinking outside the box and I had kept my side of the deal.