Not that a huge piece of steel doesn't get your heart to flutter, but what about a scrapyard EDC with a 4 inch blade (length, not thickness) that folks can carry at work or other places where security frowns on lengths that can poke through their flack jackets (like those of us who work on DOE sites where large quantites of Plutonium are stored).

A Scrapyard that can be with you 27/7 in addition to the Large and Manly choppers.

Perhaps....The Scrapyard EDC "Every Dog Carries"

Beautiful.