I sat on the porch in black jeans, combat boots, SAS jacket and watchcap, with a khukuri and my walkerized Husky 61 (from the late 70's) idling..........

as the beers wore on, i slayed pumpkins with both the khuk and the chainsaw, ran out after trick or treaters with it and generally got up to no good. Fired off bear bangers and scared the crap out of people.