Bribes and flattery.

My wife loves shoes, she said most women love shoes. What if we all promise to send our best shoes to lovely, pleasant, agreeable, wonderful, delightful, fine, perfect, superb, nice, good, understanding, sympathetic, considerate, thoughtful, kind (gotta love the thesaurus), accepting, indulgent, perceptive, appreciative, supportive, and inteligent, Ms. Renee?

Remember this: Everytime I blink, you disappear.