This just in! The first actual "ZOMBIE" was spotted in Southeast Missouri Sunday. Fortunately the Zombie was fully DE-animated. It is not known Exactly where this creature was discovered but it is highly suspected that it came from a prominent Eastern city on the Potomac river.




At the risk of life and limb, our intrepid photographer "Patty the Shutterbug" was able to obtain this closeup picture before being accosted by two "Men in Black"



Although unable to obtain photographic evidence, our photographer did state that she saw a card with the name "Diane Fei, and the rest being blotted out by dried blood.