I already said Scrappy Doo, d00d. Scooby Snack is cool.

Private Klink,

"Price and Availability" is one unusual name. I likes it!

Here are some more:

Eyefull of Wasabi

Baconeer

Ahiggit Blah

Dame Ann Richards

Capcaisin in Knife Form

Hellproof

"I knew you before you knew you had hands" ~Tracey Brogan