When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

LOL

Chuck Norris's tears are a cure for cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries!

chuck norris, haha.

uploading ratchet pics right now.

To shave, Chuck Norris kickes himself in the face Because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

So now that I got thoroughly raked over the coals on my siding repair job, I've got another fun job to do. The 20-year-old exhaust fan in my attic has a busted plastic dome on it. I really don't want to pull the still-working fan out of the attic, so that means I've gotta find a replacement dome, which of course no one carries.

Well, I got some bad news today...

I took my 12 year old cat, Calvin, to the vet to have his teeth cleaned and a small lump under his chin checked out. I thought, at worse, he would have a bad tooth and an abscess. They called me and told me that the infection/or cancer had moved into his jaw, causing a fracture and told me that they would have to remove a small portion of his jaw (mandible) along with 3-4 teeth. I felt horrible when I heard this. I just want whats best for the cat and the vet said that this would be best and that the cat would get along just fine. Still, it sucks and was hard to hear. Keep your fingers crossed for Calvin to make a full recovery please. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Thanks.

That sucks KS. Hope the critter has a speedy recovery.

ugh. i feel like crap.