Arm yourself men,
sharpen up those Monster Choppin
ScrapYard DogFathers,your Busse Mistresses, Killa Zilla's
Swamprat Waki's and Horton Camp BloodXL's
the Zombies are in training.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cOxlhpoHAg

To funny!

Plus, some of the other zombie videos on there too.

Silly Japan, don't they know that Zombies only retain basic motor function and instinct???

You can't train a zombie any more than you can train an earthquake or tornado. They are coming to get you, and there's nothing you do can to make them do ANYTHING but pursue you endlessly, without thought or reason, until you either destroy their brains or end up as dinner.

From what I heard,that bootcamp
was to teach the zombie actors that work in a
Japanese amusement park how to be scarier.

What a Hoot!

The Japanese obviously are not that familiar with zombies. Their expertise is more in the form of giant monsters like Godzilla.

I remember this one Japanese monster movie where there was a giant man, just a dude, who would fight the other monsters. I forget the details, because I was a little kid, but still...

If he's a giant dude, he's probably human, and if he's human, I would imagine the zombie virus would infect him the same way it infects the rest of us...


Just think of that, a hundred foot tall zombie ravaging tokyo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Couldn't find the giant humanoid zombie but I did find zombie Kong!

I showed this thread to the wife. She thinks we're crazy but added she's glad there's the internet for people like me...

My wife wont even look all she asks is "are you looking at guns or knives?".

Tell her it is healthier than porn. Although I cannot verify that with any scientific data.

Whatcha got against porn? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Hah! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

hahah, that was funny!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />KILL IT WITH FIRE <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Zombies everywhere out here !

Pretty funny link

A Classic..

And people want smaller knives?! LOL

To bad this movie died before it was produced it looked good..... mmmm weaponized zombies....
worst case senario
Trailer 1
Trailer 2

I remember this one pre-Bussekin zombie outbreak, it was horrible (I'd rather not go into details) but now we're better prepared! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Smaller is not better. Bigger is better. ask anyone.

So that's where michael jackson got his extras for the Thriller Video!!!!

I like the way you think and will try this reasoning with the wife/boss. This reasoning will likely become even more effective when I am reaching for the credit card.

My wife refers to my magazines as "gun porn"

My wife refers to my AR as my black Barbie doll because I play with it frequently and am changing its configuration "outfits" when I can afford it "spending my allowance".

Well, is it as cool as this one?<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Nice rifle...lol. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

I was just thinking that they have fantasy camps for adults for sports etc. You could start up a zombie boot camp and teach some basic survival both outdoor as well as zombie survival. a good mix of serious and fun.

Wiggitty,

Isn't D.C. full of zombies? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I'm not Wiggity, but they might as well be Zombies, They're all brain dead and they do different things to us <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

it's full of freak shows, but you have to get real close to tell them apart from the zombies.