Guys...Im in a situation....I came in today to find my wiener associating with one of those infomercial blades. No matter how many times I warn my wiener about the danger and diseases they carry, he still insists on hanging out with them



So I cleaned him up real good to get any bacteria off my wiener




AFter my Wiener was put to bed, I took the DF to go talk to these infoblades...



I think it got the message.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

I also put my Wiener into some oysters this weekend!
This is a great oyster shucker....





My girlfriend was so impressed she had to get her hands on my wiener too!

Well done! Good to see that your girlfriend doesn't mind touching your Wiener....even after it was caught socializing with infomercial scumbags and breaking the seal on some oysters. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Ya she is good like that!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

This is too much, lmao!

Awesome !

This is what happens when I am bored at work!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />

I am SOOO gonna use my Wiener tonight! Can't wait!!!

I wonder if other knives sing " I wish I was a scrapyard Wiener"!

OK ECF..Your right...TOOOO MUCH!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />

Do you think Dan dreamed this would go on so long?

I wonder if Mr Bobbit bought one of Dan's knives. I mean the whole world knew he needed one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

OOOOOOOhhh...... That's coooold, lmfao! Hopefully his ex wife didn't use it on him, I mean, a good edge COULD be mistaken as a pair of scissors, right?