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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: SkunkHunter] #444300 10/20/10 11:54 AM
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Have a nationally televised debate and the one running against the incumbent says "tell me (insert the name of your commander in chief of choice here) do you still beat your wife")?
Do you think his answer will pop up on his trusty teleprompter?


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Skunk, I asked an official during an interview at the Pentagon if it is true that D.C. doesn't have a zombie contingency plan because they would just die off from lack of brains to eat.

He said in a very serious tone "It's true that D.C. Does not have a zombie contingency plan, but it's mostly for partisan reasons, which, ironically, supports your hypothesis. Of note, though the country is now relatively ready for the threat of pirates upon its merchant vessels, the entire East Coast still remains woefully unprepared for the threat posed by vikings."

We then continued the interview like nothing ridiculous had been said.

True story.

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I won't care what JJ says about you, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> you're ok in my book!


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Skunk, I asked an official at the Pentagon if it is true that D.C. doesn't have a zombie contingency plan because they would just die off from lack of brains to eat during an interview.

He said in a very serious tone "It's true that D.C. Does not have a zombie contingency plan, but it's mostly for partisan reasons, which, ironically, supports your hypothesis. Of note, though the country is now relatively ready for the threat of pirates upon its merchant vessels, the entire East Coast still remains woefully unprepared for the threat posed by vikings."

We then continued the interview like nothing ridiculous had been said.

True story.
So Brett Favre has a chance!

Good story, JJ!


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Skunk, I asked an official during an interview at the Pentagon if it is true that D.C. doesn't have a zombie contingency plan because they would just die off from lack of brains to eat.

He said in a very serious tone "It's true that D.C. Does not have a zombie contingency plan, but it's mostly for partisan reasons, which, ironically, supports your hypothesis. Of note, though the country is now relatively ready for the threat of pirates upon its merchant vessels, the entire East Coast still remains woefully unprepared for the threat posed by vikings."

We then continued the interview like nothing ridiculous had been said.

True story.

You have GOT TO BE KIDDING! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> But that does sound like a Politician. Now If I could only understand what he was trying to say? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />


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Sometimes you have to break the ice with stupid questions to get the subject to stop answering like a politician. Didn't work with this guy.

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Bah, Marines stick together.

You are outnumbered here Skunk, not that it makes a difference. You know Marines > Airmen.

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THAT'S the answer I was looking for. I KNEW all you Navy types were tight! Or at least the MENS department!

That's one of the best comebacks I have ever heard when Messing with a Marine. JJ should be Proud!


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THAT'S the answer I was looking for. I KNEW all you Navy types were tight! Or at least the MENS department!

That's one of the best comebacks I have ever heard when Messing with a Marine. JJ should be Proud!

I just repeated what I was told. It is an old come back.

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JJ, all I can say is "Don't eat the blue ice"!


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