I'll just take whatever water I can get my hands on.

its not filtered, comes from crystal-lined aquafiers, and has a smoothness that makes silk jealous

me too..... when I'm washing them.

I'm kinda a snob when it comes to food and drink

I try to eat not just organic and healthy food, but also food made with higher quality ingredients

I can't justify paying for bottled water.

I used to not be picky, but when I was younger, I worked in an oceanfront expensive dining restaurant where the best ingredients were used, and ever since, I can't enjoy cheap-quality food

I can't justify tasting LA tap water.

I'm kind of a brute when it comes to everything, just gimme it, and if it works and works under all conditions, I'm happy.

I miss those days. I even ate liver and onions no problem

chewy chicken? no problem

squishy and not squeeky beans, no problem