Have a nationally televised debate and the one running against the incumbent says "tell me (insert the name of your commander in chief of choice here) do you still beat your wife")?

Skunk, I asked an official at the Pentagon if it is true that D.C. doesn't have a zombie contingency plan because they would just die off from lack of brains to eat during an interview.

He said in a very serious tone "It's true that D.C. Does not have a zombie contingency plan, but it's mostly for partisan reasons, which, ironically, supports your hypothesis. Of note, though the country is now relatively ready for the threat of pirates upon its merchant vessels, the entire East Coast still remains woefully unprepared for the threat posed by vikings."

We then continued the interview like nothing ridiculous had been said.

True story.

Skunk, I asked an official during an interview at the Pentagon if it is true that D.C. doesn't have a zombie contingency plan because they would just die off from lack of brains to eat.

He said in a very serious tone "It's true that D.C. Does not have a zombie contingency plan, but it's mostly for partisan reasons, which, ironically, supports your hypothesis. Of note, though the country is now relatively ready for the threat of pirates upon its merchant vessels, the entire East Coast still remains woefully unprepared for the threat posed by vikings."

We then continued the interview like nothing ridiculous had been said.

True story.

I won't care what JJ says about you, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> you're ok in my book!

Bah, Marines stick together.

THAT'S the answer I was looking for. I KNEW all you Navy types were tight! Or at least the MENS department!

That's one of the best comebacks I have ever heard when Messing with a Marine. JJ should be Proud!