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Re: Death Chat [Re: cazio] #593369 10/21/11 01:37 AM
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I had to go take care of a mess in the kids room. Maybe the child will listen to her dad next time. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Death Chat [Re: MonkeyBomb] #593370 10/21/11 01:42 AM
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Sounds heavy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Death Chat [Re: Private Klink] #593371 10/21/11 01:43 AM
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LOL, heavy enough to have its own gravitational pull.


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Re: Death Chat [Re: MonkeyBomb] #593372 10/21/11 01:46 AM
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Dum, da dum dum! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Death Chat [Re: Private Klink] #593373 10/21/11 02:06 AM
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The runt is grounded to her room for a few days. She asked me if she could keep the dogs up there with her. I told her no and to leave the dogs alone. Well she snuck one of the dogs up there and locked them in her room when she took a shower before bed.

The dog pooped in one of her shoes. Not a small dog. I hear a blood curdling scream after she gets out of the shower and she is mad at me and the dog. Mad at the dog for pbvious reasons and mad at me because I was laughing so hard when I went up there and realized what had happened.


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Re: Death Chat [Re: MonkeyBomb] #593374 10/21/11 02:10 AM
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She'll learn one way or the other <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Death Chat [Re: cazio] #593375 10/21/11 02:16 AM
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She would have gotten in more trouble for disobeying me but I figured it was a lesson learned. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Death Chat [Re: MonkeyBomb] #593376 10/21/11 02:20 AM
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The dog pooped in one of her shoes. Not a small dog.

Classic!



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Re: Death Chat [Re: rth548] #593377 10/21/11 02:21 AM
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But the question is: Did she put on the shoe before she realized it?



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Re: Death Chat [Re: rth548] #593378 10/21/11 02:27 AM
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No getting your foot in that one. It was huge. And well placed.


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Re: Death Chat [Re: rth548] #593379 10/21/11 02:27 AM
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But the question is: Did she put on the shoe before she realized it?

That would be fitting and funny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Death Chat [Re: cazio] #593380 10/21/11 02:33 AM
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Hahahahaha!



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