I won the "Name the knife" contest with my name of DogFather. When someone said that I was the Father of the DogFather, I said "No, Dan Busse was the Father". In turn, Dan Busse named me the GodFather of the DogFather, hence my avatar. I was originally going to use a picture of the old cartoon character "the Sad Sack".
I was dubbed "Private Klink" by my Marine SSgt drill instructor; Hogan's Heroes was still on television but he certainly wasn't going to call me "Colonel Klink".