spammers are suppository monkeys who have temporarily managed to escape from their own behinds ....

and i hate random vandals... we had some idiots, obviously on the way home from the pub, trying to prise open car doors with their bare hands... they managed a few over a couple of weeks but one weekend we saw a slightly bent door on a volvo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> and a trail of blood going up the road ... .. not another door mangled after that day ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />