Great story. I brought my GW to church Sunday myself. Since they were having difficulty getting the chainsaw running, you should have given a demonstration by chopping it up as well. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Tell them they must sell their coats and buy DogFathers! Jesus commands it! Sort of… <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.
Luke 22:36

So in other words, it’s better to be cold and be able to defend youself, rather than be warm and defenseless…a lot of sheeple could learn a thing or two about emergency prepardness from reading their Bible. For instance, regarding food storage:

Go to the ant, you sluggard; consider its ways and be wise! It has no commander, no overseer or ruler, yet it stores its provisions in summer and gathers its food at harvest. How long will you lie there, you sluggard? When will you get up from your sleep? A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to rest- and poverty will come on you like a bandit and scarcity like an armed man.
Proverbs 6:6-11