I had a pal who hikes all the mountains in Scotland. Anyway he used Chapstick to stop the chaffing between his arse cheeks, so one day one of his walking companions spotted my mate putting it back in his pocket and says " is that Lip Balm " my pal says that it is and the other bloke said " D'ya mind if I borrow it cos my lips are all cracked with this wind " of course my pal lends it to him and smiles as he watches him rub it around his lips !!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />