"I don't like chapstick because once you start using it your lips quit producing
the stuff that keeps them from getting chapped and you get addicted. They are also perfect germ factories even if you don't use them scottish style. They are wax and flavour where the germs can live and have food ,they stay in your pocket so they are nice and warm and you rub them on your lips and some people even share them.
I read something that said you would be better off licking a toilet seat."
unsub, you're thinking to narrowly. I never use chapstick for my lips. I use it as a folder lubricant, a fire accelerant, a corrosion preventive, etc.
