Hey Scrappy,

I take jury duty seriously and never try to get out of service. Someone has to do this. The judge said it take four mailings of jury summons to get one person to show up. IMO, that's disgraceful.

During the questioning by the attorneys, during the jury selection process, the whack job sitting next to me replied she couldn't answer a question asked by the attorney immediately and would have to ponder it. She told the attorney she'd get back to him, that she had to wait for guidance from, none other than, KING SOLOMON. She said this in all seriousness.

The blatant attempts to get out of serving were really embarassing. It made me want to serve all the more. However, no dice.

I hear it said that only idiots serve on juries, that everyone else is smart enough to get out of serving. I shudder to think that only idiots are making decisions as to which predators will be allowed to continue to walk the streets.