Now, as to the spork.
The spork is the most versatile tool known to man. You can use it as a spoon, use it as a retarded fork, use it to hack things apart in a poor substitute for a knife.
It would make a pretty good weapon, if you were to fight, let's say, a blind chipmunk.
You can use it as a butter knife, to spread things.
In all honesty, in the last few long range trips I have made in civilization, I have used the spork more than any tool in my EDC bag.
I even bought Nikki one, made of some sort of magic plastic, that was called a 'foon'. That's right, not a spork, but a foon.