[censored], I had no idea the malls were so dangerous! I took my life in hand just to get some fresh reading material! All I had today was a four inch blade, versus the Mall Terrorist Alliance who are no doubt armed with AK-47's. Maybe I should have carried the axe and chains from the truck too. Nah, why bother, the Mall Ninjas are out there making the world safe for consumerism bless em.

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