The wife saw what I was looking at and just laughed. She then reminded me that I have my trip to Alabama (Bama v. Ole Miss) coming in November, followed by Xmas and then a skiing trip to Jays Peak.
She thinks she is funny. Little does she know that I created a slush fund, one even the sleaziest politician would be proud of, to provide for my "Doggish Needs." We'll see who laughs last! Of course, then I have to hide them .... I need a bigger safe.
The only real question is, can I pull off one of each?