I feel your pain. I My wife sees no difference between any rifle, pistol or knife. She told me that all of my knives look the same to her. Well quite a few of them are scrapyards but.....
Sounds like a keeper though Devil. Normal people don't quite understand our love of steel and sharp things.
I hear you Brother. I don't know about you but it would suit me to have one of everything the Yard has to offer. I have three but each time one has been delivered, I sit in the corner with my back to the world and say,
"It came to me, my own, my love... my... preciousssss." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />