Hunting Grouse

For centuries, the English have
had a love affair with all
types of hunting. Early one
morning, a fellow was blasting
away at a clump of brush on
a grouse hunt.

Suddenly an outraged gentleman
appeared and said "See here old
man, you almost shot my wife
with that volley."

The hunter, properly shamed
replied, "So sorry old chap.
Here, have a go at mine, over there."