A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly.
The doctor told the nurse to prepare a pain killer. "Don't bother Doc," said
the man. "I've been through a lot worse." "More painful than this?" the doctor
asked. "I'll tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was
hunting one day and had to take a $h!t so I dropped my pants and squatted. I
tripped a bear trap and BOOM, the thing snapped shut on my [email]b@ll$."[/email] The doctor
winced, "That's awful. But tell me, what could be worse?" "When I reached the
end of the chain."