Six pieces of THICK cut bacon seasoned with fresh cracked pepper corns; four eggs (over easy)with a light dusting of LaRue Dillo Dust on them; four pieces of toast covered in REAL butter (toast used to sop up the egg yokes); tall glass of 2% milk (with a couple of ice cubes in it), fresh fruit on the side (any or all of the following: cantaloupe; honey dew melon; watermelon; pineapple; orange).

Throw in a few cubes of pepper-jack cheese... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Excuse me while I get some towels to clean the drool off of my keyboard.