I enlisted in 2007, straight into the Army Reserves, realized I'm not going to school and I'm just wasting time, had the deployment carrot dangled a few times, but I'm getting tired of that mystery Colonel pulling the plug every time we mob, so I'm pushing a packet to go Active and become an MP. 4 years ahead of me at least, but it oughtta be cake. 2 years total service last month.
It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and only 3 to execute a proper trigger pull, HOOAH!