there's nothing wrong with admitting that. no one needs a corvette either, i sure as hell still want one. oh yeah, i want one with sr-77 bumpers and i wanna hang my battle mistress from the rear view mirror. i want it with a hood ornament cut from a single, solid, giant emerald. and i want tires with spikes that come out of the rubber so i can drive vertically. might as well throw in all wheel drive. grappling hook. .30 cal belt fed machine guns that pop out from under the ground effects. it should float too. maybe dive. maybe a jump boost. flight? flux capacitor? run on garbage? can't forget the grayscale american flag paint job.


JYD #7 Preserve the Yard.