The finer the thread count, the finer the threads, the softer the sheets. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> I was recently looking at sheets at Target and found they had some that were 1200 thread count! I didn’t know they went that high. I use cotton jersy t-shirt material sheets myself.

This “thread” reminded me of a recent King of the Hill episode I saw. Dale Gribble was in bed with a monocular magnifier counting the threads. He said, “396…397…398…I knew it! [email]D@mn[/email] Egyptians!” <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> (He was “cheated” 2 threads)