I shouldn't but the devil's making me do it.

Several years ago when Oprah Winfrey was not so rich and not so thin she called the cops one night because of a disturbance at the apartment building where she lived. She couldn't actually tell them where the disturbance was coming from but she could lead them to it and she was sure it involved drugs.

Well the cops showed up and she met them at the bottom of the stairs. They were of course ready for anything and even brought along their own news crew because Oprah was beginning to be a well known local news person.

Well she turned around and started up the stairs with the cops behind her.

The next morning the News paper headlines read:

Local newscaster arrested for having 300 pounds of crack! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

IF you don't get it, let me know and I'll "Splain it to ya"!